Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Admissions:

- Once I ate the choke of an artichoke around my roommates to see if they'd notice. One of them did and gagged. I could only laugh in my head because I was actually choking to death.

- I was fooling around with this one girl for a couple weeks, and I noticed she liked rubbing her fingers in my ears so I didn't clean the wax out of them for the remainder of the time I was with her. I don't think she ever noticed.

- I lie to my doctor frequently.

- I actually missed California, but after hearing how stressed the fuck out my parents are,
I miss the hell out of Montreal.