Thursday, May 21, 2009

an example of my mornings:

george:
ZZzzZZZZZ

5 year old cousin jasmine:
HEY GEORGE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

george:
mmofai;mao;isef can u give me 55 mi nntesss

jasmine:
GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE

here's what i've been up to:

my parents made me go to tahoe with them to see joan rivers on saturday, and that was alright, except they were so conscious of the level of fun i was having that they overwhelmed the fuck out of me.

here's an example of being uncomfortable:

JOAN RIVERS:
FUCKING VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA AM I RIGHT


MOM:
GEORGIE THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD SO OO O FUNNY don'T YOU THINK THIsi s FUNNY??!

ME:

( ; _ ; )

also, was i really fucking watching vampire shit on hbo til 4 in the morning last night? get me the fuck outta there PLS

not hanging out with the right people in california. why does everyone i know have to be addicted to heroin

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

california day one (i know i told some of you i'd document my progress in montreal with the writing, but to be honest, that was an absolute failure. i jailed myself)


my parents seem so stressed out, saying stuff like "you gotta come home NEXT summer to help us out with the restaurant!!!"

it was really annoying when i was a kid, and though i'm sort of feeling grumpy right now, this is the truth of the situation my family is in. we're all broke and it didn't seem that way while i was in canada.
then again, i was also a drugged up lunatic trying to abandon all thoughts of my past self.

maybe i'm just tired from not sleeping enough. i feel pretty grumpy. this writing is choppy and my mom has been talking to me for the past five minutes while i've been writing this so i pretty much can't focus. but i'll update often... with adventures and ideas that have been expanded on. it seems as though im going to be working a lot this summer (tired of saying bullshit like bux money and kewl projex,... have i really been this disillusioned as to not concentrate on more accurate wordplay? here is the truth:
stoned out of my mind again and thinking about only hanging out with minorities)


what am i saying




i'm home. i miss you guys. let's hang out