"well MY first impression of him was that he was quiet and crazy, but really nice and funny"

SARA
what's the matter, lover? ( this is a joke )

THOMAS
*looking at sara for a little while, quietly, carefully choosing which words he's about to use*

( how do i break this to her? look at how goddamn in love with me she is )
i love you. . . . . . ? ? ?

SARA
hmm? (why'd he break off like that?)

THOMAS
I said I love you, Sara.

SARA
Oh. I love you too Tom.

THOMAS
We should break up.

SARA
I think so too, g'bye!


PART 2

SARA
Thomas is dead.

Thomas
Thomas is dead.

PART 3

SARA
it sure is great in heaven, isn't it? did you know they don't have sex here?

THOMAS
Well, I never!