CRO MAGNUM
have you read this book? it's called 2012.

(FLUFFY HAIRED) ELF
hold on a second, these paninis are almost done.

CRO MAGNUM
paninis are a fabrication of society to make you hate sandwiches.

ELF
well fucking nutella and jam inbetween two grilled carbcakes is delicious so i dont care what you say.

CRO MAGNUM
that's what they want you to think man.

ELF
jesus, why the fuck do you and everyone that looks like you get all the women (i want to date)?

CRO MAGNUM
there's no substitute for jaw structure
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in the natural order of things, it is the most outgoing personality that is rewarded. outgoing does not necessarily entail loud incomprehensible noise, but rather, an aggressiveness that one can most similarly identify with passion.

whether this passion spiritually warms you(r delicate figure; your silhouette) like the core of a muffin, is unknowable at this point. you just have to figure out how many knuckles to run down the spine of a princess

(my estimate has been two. only because she once did it to me -

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i must write a play about my former love.
i think ill call it, sixth business
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and i wanted you to know crystal, despite my coked out rants and disintegration, you're probably my favorite person on the internet. let me tell you why.