Millard Catalog says:

I went to the library today, holding my copy of Breakfast of Champions, feeling sorry as hell I'd eaten so much of that Jap food. Not that I didn't like it, but I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could, almost shitting my pants. As luck would have it, the handicapped stall had leftover urine in it and when I flushed it it started overflowing like crazy. I didn't shit my pants, but I was damn close.

P.S. George wants to say that he's in love with Dasha and life and friends.