adam is a genuinely nice person from hawaii with very remarkable quips about life. for instance (and of course, i have never done cocaine so don't ask me)

me: "man, stay away from coke"
dom: "when you're sellin coke you're DOIN coke!" *slight laughs from all of us*
adam: "Yeah, you can't let a monkey sell bananas"

*wide eyed stares of awe from both me and dom*