and here's to you mrs. robinson
jesus loves you more than you will know
whoa whoa whoa
god bless you please mrs. robinson
heaven holds a place for those who pray
hey hey hey
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in about five years i will start the novel of my youth, i can't right now because there are some parts that are still too embarrassing. not that i don't think they're funny already, i just wouldn't want to encounter anyone involved to remind me of how real things are

like for instance, when i was sixteen and still a virgin, a twelve year old boy told me how he just got laid and how he was scared of getting his girlfriend pregnant. i don't think i have to tell you what my reply was