People love to eat crab, but they hate spiders. Crabs are just big fucking spiders man.

I did standup today and that was probably one of two jokes that went over well. Even though I bombed, I still loved the feeling I got when people were laughing, so I think I will continue. I was also very sober and nervous, so that wasn't good.

On a fun note however, Dasha and I made smoothies and people were very kind at the club. One guy told me that "you only do your first set once," and even though it was cheesy as hell it made me feel better. He said I had good stage presence. The owner of the cafe told me to be myself on stage and I'll do fine. I am loving this new hobby of mine!