there was a man at the table that told us he knew where god came from. his explanation:

"see, what god is all about, is time travel. when man finally discovers time travel, he assumes that the world is billions of years old and goes too far back in time. so, he decides to rebuild his empire by recreating everything significant about the world."

me: "so what about souls?"

"thats a little bit of god in all of us"