hello everyone;
most of you would like to know how many sandwiches i can eat in a day, and let me tell you, it's definitely more than a hundred. if you'd like to know this and many more facts, please write me a fan e-mail asking me absolutely anything you'd like to know, and i'll gladly be able to tell you in an entry!

for instance,
laura from phoenix arizona wrote,
"WHY DA FUK R U SO SAD AL LDA TIME"

thanks for writing laura. to answer your question, i DO love the taste of ginger ale! i really think it's terrible that they don't serve canada dry or gingerbreeze (okay, i made that up) in restaurants and only on airplanes. whenever im on an airplane i make it a POINT to get ginger ale over anything. well when im in canada i usually make it a point to get a beer or something so i feel more ADULT (ooh la la and so on), but that's a rare exception. do they even sell ginger ale in stores? i don't think i've ever seen canada dry just floating around the soda aisle. that's really too bad if you ask me (i only say this cause i go shopping maybe once a year)


jake from vancouver wrote the other day,
"George, how are you so wise beyond your years? Everything you say is fucking heroic man. You've got to come visit me sometime, it's only a ninety hour drive up I-5!"

hey jake, nice to hear from you again.
the thing is, i already HAVE tried professional pie eating and it hasn't worked out for me. i gained about fifty pounds from the (championship [circa 1975]) preliminaries, and i don't think my tummy can handle any more expansion! "what is this, the BIG BANG??" - my stomach
thanks for writing.


more letters later, i just thought you needed an update.

OH and me and dasha went to get sandwiches (crepevine in walnut creek) today and she made this funny comment about how "sevens" jeans were known for making your bum look good, and as soon as she said that we touched bums in front of this lady walking down the street and it really made me giggle like crazy

also important;
dom and i agree that there are some times where absolutely nothing is happening yet we're STILL giggling out of our minds because of how happy we are about the future