Me ten years into the future, we'll call him John;

John: I rode an ostrich today.
Me: How was that?
John: It was incredibly fast.
Me: What a fast lifestyle we live.
John: It's going to take a lot of hard work. This didn't come out of nowhere, being able to ride an ostrich on the weekends.
Me: I know.
John: And you can never lose hope especially when things go really sour.
Me: I know.
John: And they will.
Me: I know.
John: Want a cigarette?
Me: No thanks.
John: atta boy