A.M.
I sure do like to piss you off, Georgey boy.

GEORGE
what? my chest feel like it's just been kicked in by that cigarette

P.M.
he SAID to take another drink already!

GEORGE
what? you just poured me an entire 2-6 of jack, i can't finish all of this

ALL
SURE YOU CAN!

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ERIC WOOD
i'm 29

me
i'm about to turn 21. any advice you could give me?

ERIC WOOD
give IN to the pleasures of hedonism! they will be the only things to bring you enlightenment!

me
i divulge in the right way, according to myself

ERIC WOOD
you dropped the straw

me
ugh

ERIC WOOD
ready to suck cocks

me
GOD no