to further reiterate my point that you should take things with a grain of salt:
ALL MEN SHOULD BE MISOGYNISTS!




why

because the first thing girls jump at when ordering sushi is miso soup
NOW AND FOREVER!

{its good but what are you six, grow up already


WOMEN
yep! miso soup sure IS good, this guys a dummy

MEN
OH MAN HOW MANY POUNDS OF EEL DO YOU THINK WE CAN STUFF IN THERE THIS TIME? TWELVE THOUSAND??

old professors:
buffoonery. he didn't take the time to craft anything here! he makes my writing seem less important~ kill off the younger generation!

aka the same argument that christian fundamentalists use against gay people
TOM SAWYER
but DEM cockrockers make OUR marriage seem like NOTHIN! am i rite ami rite amirite?>! shoot that shit