simon
deal me in

francis
simon, don't play this table cmon

simon
i feel lucky, i just won a g off blackjack i feel good

francis
i have this table fucking owned cmon please

simon
deal me fuckin in dealer, i dont know this guy

francis
SIMON

simon
shut the fuck up and let me play

francis
fine.


DEALER deals everybody but simon two black aces. Simon has two red ones.

FLOP:
CLUB CLUB CLUB
TURN:
heart
RIVER:
CLUB

Dealer: EVERYONE WINS BUT MR. SIMON! FLUSHES FOR EVERYYYBOOODY!

Simon:
God-DAMN it!

Francis:
i told you

DEALER:
at least you still have your heart!

*table bursts into laughter*