I stood in the shower looking for something my eye could catch and so as I was doing this I hummed a tune and put as much shampoo as I could in my palm and then on top of my head. As I was mixing it all into my hair I looked at my hands and realized that there is nothing more white than soap bubbles. The bathtub was much darker. I also tried shaving and brushing my teeth but my razor broke and I couldn't find my toothbrush. I stood there in the shower wondering if cleopatra had bad teeth.