carl to me:
"i was in some sort of casino and i was this big shot rich guy, and this girl, she was like five one or something and i told her that i lied to her about my name, and that she knew, and that she had been looking for me all day, and i said well god, let's just go, and i grabbed her out of her goddamn chair and i took her into my room and god it was amazing.

and when i woke up,
well,
you probably know, asshole"

me to carl:
"yeah, i like to fuck with your dreams like that. sorry."

c2me:
"couldn't you make her real? god. and what's with this coke habit you're giving me? and wasn't i supposed to be losing weight, what is this goddamn vanilla shake doing on my nightstand? and why the hell am i coughing up blood in the mornings JESUS"

me2c:
"i'm bored. you sound like it too. let me give you a heroin addiction too that'd be nice"

c:
"HEY FUCK YOU"