John: Why aren't you answering your phone? Your parents left this morning.
Me: I'm sorta tired from all that stress. And I'm afraid I'll just talk about it with people. I just want to take it sort of easy tonight. I'm already partying with Dom tomorrow.
John: You should make sure to see Dasha, she thinks you're ignoring her.
Me: I'm not.
John: Is it what Teresa asked? You shouldn't worry about that.
Me: I know. I'm not worrying.
John: How come you sound dejected today?
Me: I'M TIRED!
John: You can't use that as an excuse anymore! *kicks him in the shin*
Me: OW, you goddamn bastard!