My mom really loves Dasha if you want to know the truth. While we were at Dennys yesterday for lunch, she told her that before I met her my face was all covered with pimples and that I used to smell pretty bad. Dasha laughed like it was the cutest thing in the world that I was such a slob, but it was okay because it was all true, and if my mom were to tell anyone that sort of crumby stuff about me, I'm glad it was her.