so at the gym today, i ran a couple miles which was great. i'm tired as hell right now though, and i should've stretched my fuckin thighs a bit more cause im sore as hell over there. anyway, there was this lady on the treadmill next to me who was walking and eating a box of hostess donuts at the same time. this was obviously hysterical. what was even MORE hysterical was that she kept OFFERING me donuts while i was running. i just laughed because nobody else around me was. they all sort of looked sad. not me though. i laughed. im sure my girlfriend would have too.

on a side note, some bastard put on this awful toilet paper in my bathroom that's attached to strings or something. i dont know. ill show you a picture sometime.