(GEORGE has been laying around reading Jehovah's Witness' brochures and working on puzzles. Enter TERESA. She looks at him and smiles, does a cute little pose in the white dress she is wearing and embraces him)

TERESA
I missed you pussycat.

GEORGE
*smiles and sorts of jokes around with her*
Oh yeah?? (kisses her on the neck) How much did you miss me?

TERESA
WELL, when you put it that way (closes her eyes and sighs for a second)... i suppose not that much.. mmm

GEORGE
(kisses her forehead gently and runs his fingers through her hair. he moves closer and closer to her lips but quickly notices something in TERESA's eyes before he gets there)
were you just looking at my cock??

TERESA
*eyes light up with joy at someone discovering her mischievous secret*
MAYBE!! *laughs helplessly, cherubically* how did you KNOW?

GEORGE
*laughs*
whaddya mean how did i know? i've always known! you do it all the time!

TERESA
oh sweetheart! no boy's ever been that honest with me! how do you know everything? *tries to lift him up to spin him raound*

GEORGE
hey!! *lifts her up instead and spins her around like an airplane*

TERESA
*laughs so very childlike, with an innocence to her that no man could touch but the right one could bring out*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(the scene plays out with them playing and being affectionate with each other. a brief moment passes where the both of them are quiet and sitting on the couch and suddenly TERESA makes ringing noises and sparkles her fingers to the sounds of the rings. GEORGE runs over, puts on a very metropolitan newspaper type voice, and answers her feet. during all of this GEORGE basically puts on a one-man show for her, while she completely giggles and laughs)

GEORGE
hello?? yellow journalism? yep, right away! what's that? two bottles of cancer wax? no problem!

TERESA
i LOVE it when you play with my feet!

GEORGE
then let's play all day and all night!

TERESA
okay!! *EMBRACE

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(TERESA and GEORGE are sitting around drawing with markers)

GEORGE
okay guess the celebrity. *holds up his picture*

TERESA
*laughs at how he draws like a six year old* ummm, topanga lawrence

GEORGE
no!! cmon, that's a character, not a celebrity

TERESA
well characters count don't they?

GEORGE
well... okay, yeah, then they count, but it's not topanga.

TERESA
mmmm...

GEORGE
ya give up?

TERESA
no, but tell me anyway

GEORGE
it's miss scarlett holding the rope!!

TERESA
oh drat. i should've gotten that one. guess who mine is

GEORGE
oh my god is that colonel mustard?!

TERESA
yeah!! *kiss* i love how much we like playing clue

GEORGE
*smiles wide again for seemingly no reason* hey.. i got a good one. don't look

TERESA
okay *tries to look anyway*

GEORGE

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i just read a couple stories and parts of my play to teresa. i realized the more i write about this the more fictionalized she becomes and i don't want it to become quite that way yet. i can't finish this play because i don't know how it ends.

GEORGE
i just need to get out there! it's hard just t o write about it, i want it to be happening right right now!
(soon enough;

i'm going on a trip to napa. tomorrow is reserved for an old friend and an old