DAVEICORN
*nuzzles naomicorn* wake uppp, i'm hungrry *hair suddenly tufts out in all sorts of directions*

NAOMICORN
*rubs horn like a forehead* ugh... my horn... what did we DO last night... *suddenly holds her stomach* agh, what did i EAT last night

DAVEICORN
oh, teresa came over and made some of that unicorn quiche. it was undercooked

NAOMICORN
sounds like her

DAVEICORN
hey do you still have all those whips and chains and things like that?

NAOMICORN
what are you talking about; do I have those whips? WHAT? they're YOURS

DAVEICORN
oh, well are you in the mood

NAOMICORN
you're ALWAYS in the mood!!

DAVEICORN
let's watch sex in the city!!

NAOMICORN
YOU READ MY MIND!