TERESA
you're so affectionate and sentimental, it just suffocates me sometimes is all

GEORGE
i just don't want to think i wasn't while i was with you. i suppose it's something i've regretted, not showing as much affection as i could.

TERESA
it's okay! you don't have to, show me lots, but just enough and not too much to strangle me./.

GEORGE
starfish

TERESA
(don't call me that) what?

GEORGE
i want to be a whale

TERESA
a whale? where do you suppose you'd go as a whale?

GEORGE
i don't know, the bahamas maybe? france if i could. what are french whales like you think?

TERESA
probably a lot like the stupid quebecian ones. *growls*

GEORGE
i love your natural geographical animosity towards quebec

TERESA
i just hate those damn french canadians so much! i'm scared they're going to change you!

GEORGE
let them change us! we need the change! we'll never stop being us so why not have berets on our heads and stripes on our bodies ? ??

TERESA
they're so HIP!

GEORGE
i know! TRAGICALLY hip! HA HA HA HA HA HA

TERESA
HO HO HO HO HO HO

GEORGE
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


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