There is an update coming soon. Stop bitching at me.

A preview:

The bench and the turkey and the stars.
Selma Blair and bloody Rasputin?
Asked her out.
Warm, fuzzy feeling.
Ska concert.
Shitty standardized testing.
English portfolio - what a letdown.
Mr. Rice is sick.
Drums.
Great Gatsby.
Black Cadillacs.
Cashews.

Fuck, I have a lot of writing ahead of me. There you go, fuckers.