HAZEL
i can't believe you ended that entry that way. everything is about to happen right now? who the hell do you think you are, miranda july?

GEORGE
well, i thought of her AFTERWARDS but not DURING. i was mostly thinking about teresa and sex the whole time, and how i'm probably going to mess around with as many people as i can on the way to her

HAZEL
don't tell me that! i tell her everything!

GEORGE
oh go ahead and tell her. she already knows, anyway. it's not that important, we'll probably laugh about it more than we cry about it.

HAZEL
you're such a different person around different people. i've never seen someones moods change as rapidly as yours do!

GEORGE
hey, i'm an emotional guy.

HAZEL
so it seems!

GEORGE
mhm

HAZEL
can i ask you a question?

GEORGE
okay.

HAZEL
how come your plays are so goddamn sexual

GEORGE
because EVERYTHING is goddamn sexual! stop putting the blame on me!

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