Manhattan Dandelion and Porcupine Brown:

Dandelion: Oh, you MUST try these tofu blocks! They're fabulous!
Porcupine: I believe this sauerkraut sandwich is much better. It's straight from Albany!
Dandelion: You know my relatives used to eat sauerkraut. They farmed it in Altona.
Porcupine (pulls out a cigar): Is that right?
Dandelion: You shouldn't smoke those Wilfred, they'll burn your eyes out. *takes a drink of her Tom Collins*
Porcupine: Don't tell me not to smoke these when you're drinking gin out of a lime cup, darling.
Dandelion: MUST you start with this again?


*earlier*

Porcupine: Honey, can we stop playing pretend and move to Paris already?
Dandelion: ONLY AFTER A HUNDRED MORE DRINKS! MANHATTAN DANDELION IS ON THE GO! HURRAY! GOODBYE! ONE MILLLION!!!