GEORGE
is it okay if i just start over there? if i figure out what the good parts are and just bring them out completely when im there?

DAVEICORN
hey what do i care? less mess around, i've got a couple strap ons

GEORGE
GOD... NO. well... NO.

DAVEICORN
okay, offers still on the table. as to your first couple questions i'd prefer a vibrator or two vibrators, but that's it.

GEORGE
what the hell are you talking about? where's naomi, she makes more sense than you do

DAVEICORN
she's watching sex and the city and throwing up

GEORGE
why's she throwing up?

DAVEICORN
teresa's quiche

GEORGE
oh right, right. shit, what was i saying?*thinks for a second*
oh yeah. so i'm starting over in a new place! aren't you excited for me?? say you are

DAVEICORN
you're such an attention whore. *nuzzles his sideburns* ... but i sort of like that

GEORGE
you're creeping the hell outta me

DAVEICORN
i heard about your gay experience

GEORGE
well how many STRAIGHT experiences have i had? fuck you!

DAVEICORN
i'm just saying is all. im a unicorn anyway, we don't have sexes.

GEORGE
well that's just great. you have a real talent for making me forget what i'm talking about

DAVEICORN
then let's FUCK already!!

GEORGE
you're always in the mood!

DAVEICORN
i KNOW! it's what i DO!

GEORGE
you should leave

DAVEICORN
can't i just sleep in your bed

GEORGE
NO! GET OUTTA HERE! *kicks daveicorn off stage*

god, what the hell are with unicorns and sex

*BLACKOUT