(GEORGE wakes up in a completely blank room. there are no windows, only bright white lights. the room is shaped like a cylinder.)

GEORGE
um, this is a little too much don't you think?

(suddenly a commanding voice with the authority of god SAYS)

VOICE
NooOOoo! You have been summoned here for a REASON!

GEORGE
oh.

VOICE
YOU, YOU are going on ADVENTURE!

GEORGE
yeah, i know

VOICE
oh. (starts sounding more normal and less threatening) well have fun then. don't stop to think to much, just go live.

GEORGE
what do you think i should do in nashville??

VOICE
make friends with as many people with accents as possible

GEORGE
that's a pretty good idea

VOICE
and go rob that bank with SARA, eventually. she's really serious about that you know

GEORGE
i know, she told me while she was eating an ice cream sandwich

VOICE
how do you know that

GEORGE
she kept telling me how great the strawberry in neapolitan ice cream was except she kept calling it "napoleon" ice cream.

VOICE
oh the things we do when we're young! ho ho ho h oho

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