TERESA
you're going crazy with this

GEORGE
i'm going crazy in general. it's all happening so fast i don't know what i'm doing

TERESA
yes you do. you're going to come visit me. and we're going to do drugs and listen to music and go to my parents wedding anniversary. it'll be fun

GEORGE
i don't know if that's what i want to do. does anybody think about me as much as i think about them?

TERESA
yes, ME, MORESO even.

GEORGE
oh right

TERESA
where are my cds?

GEORGE
they're on their way!!

TERESA
you liar!

GEORGE
um! * throws a pie in her face and runs off stage*

TERESA
GEORGE!!

*CURTAIN*